Zayn: *is drenched in gold*
me: where is the lie

  1. zayn:
  2. me: yes!!! drag my ass to hell!!


there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

cat; now get out there and bounce them little titties for that hunky quarter latino

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